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sprinkle turds

An extremely loose and explosive bowel movement characterized by small and numerous shards of feces.
I ate so much chili that I ended up with a toilet-bowlful of sprinkle turds.
by MomToKate September 27, 2010
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scrinkle

- to scrunch up
- no, not crinkle... no, not scrunch up... it's SCRINKLE
- kinda like wrinkle but no, it's SCRINKLE
Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person 2: SCRINKLING -scrinkles up paper-
Person 1: Scrinkle? But that isn't a-
Person 2: SHUT UP
by raeraerareraerae September 10, 2015
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Sprankle

To spread/sprinkle joy, happiness and pure awesomeness, leaving a trail of said awesomeness behind you wherever one may pass...
Sarah sprankled harder than anyone you imaginable.

or

Keep Calm and Sprankle On!
by six1seven1 March 13, 2014
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springfest

An annual event held at JMU where students from JMU and various other institutions get completely wasted and start riots at block parties all weekend. The only way to shut these crazy kids down is to bring in the police, tear gas, and riot shields.
"Hey, did you survive springfest last night?"
"I got tear gased FOUR times. Best night of my life!"
by jMuDuKe007 April 12, 2010
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piss sprinkler

(verb) To spin and/or twist while urinating, so one can piss on everything in sight in a given area. Frequently done in anger or while drunk - or both.

(noun) The act of performing a piss sprinkler.
The waitress in the Rodeo Bar was a real twat, so I piss sprinklered the entire bathroom before leaving last night.
by FreeFall the Psychaderelic October 3, 2010
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Gym Sock Sprinkler

The man ejaculates into a gym sock and then swings it around his head in a helicopter motion. The gym sock acts as a sieve as the semen sprays out around his surrounding area, hitting anyone in the general vicinity.
My boyfriend performed the gym sock sprinkler last night and I got a wonderful protein shower!
by Florida MILF May 13, 2010
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Shrinkle

A extremely shrunken male part or just a small one
Tom go to the doctor and have i check your shrinkle it shouldn't be that small.
by Duvalhomegrown September 15, 2018
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