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spoofenhiemen

The act when a male homosapien scromps or puts his penis inside of a female homosapiens (or other species if your into that kind of shit you SICK FUCK) vaginal cavity and thrusts so hard so many times that both the anal and vaginal cavities start to bleed profusely due to raw friction, slight tearing, and recoil. Victimizing and crippling the female for days and deterring them from sexual acts for months.

WARNING: May induce a coma or even death!
Example 1: "Yeah I just got back from Hannahs funeral, maybe I shouldn't have spoofenhiemened her soo hard"

Example 2: "Hell yeah I spoofenhiemened that bitch so hard last night that I broke BOTH her legs!"

Example 3: (on the phone)

Terry: "Hey what's Adrian doing?"
Keith: "gettin some spoofenhiemen"
Terry: "Yeah I figured I can hear if from my house"
by koruptone August 5, 2009
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spoofer

1. A male person of limited intelligence dumbass who simulates masturbation through actions or word of mouth.
by trev_nz July 12, 2003
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the act of pressing the lips to skin while subsequently forcing air out of the mouth, similar to a raspberry or motorboat.
lucinda: ahhhh!!! you just spoofled me!!!
andy: spoofle? you mean rapsberry?
lucinda: noo.. spoofle...
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A word Joe Trohman from popular pop punk band Fell Down Fellas once said in an interview that people like me pick up and use with no real definition to it
Spoof-a-goof on you, you just kissed my brother
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spoof

The old southern meaning of spoof or the act of "spoofing" is to trick or otherwise play a practical joke on someone. (This might be remembered from the old "Deputy Dawg" cartoon where the mischievous Muskie the Muskrat constantly spoofed Vince Van Gopher, Deputy Dawg and Sheriff.)
Muskie: "Depty Dawg, Depty Dawg! Vince fell in the quickmud!"
Deputy Dawg: "Dag nabit! This better not be a spoof, Muskie!"
Muskie: "It's possible... It's possible..."
by Nabru September 27, 2005
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spoofen

what a spoofen garden gnome you got there!
by victoria kkk. September 19, 2008
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