shlurple

the plural of "shlurp"; which is the noise made when finishing a drink through a straw.
also associated with the word purple.

person 1: there's a few shlurples left in that drink, at the bottom of the cup!
person 2: *shlurps up last few drops through a straw*

by shlurpppp March 6, 2009

Splumptious

scrumptious and plump

Mark: Hey Steve, did you see that girl's ass?
Steve: Oh yeah, it looked hella splumptious!

by Montgomery Charles December 15, 2008

Slurpee Knuckling

pleasuring an excessively wet vagina with fingers

"Dude, last night I was totally Slurpee knuckling that broad."

"Well if she's not having sex, you know she's slurpee knuckling."

by TheRealGrundleGrundle March 1, 2010

Slurpee Gang

A cool group of kids who like to go to 7 Eleven after class and get slurpees, and are easily distracted.

Jabeeb goes "Oh shit, here comes the slurpee gang!"

by Slurpee Chief October 21, 2010

Slurpin the soup

When ones sexual partner enjoys orally stimulating a women’s genetals when she is on her period.

It is Maddies time of the month! Time to go over and start slurpin the soup!

by -DB- March 9, 2012

Slurpy time

1) The act of giving oral to a woman that is already wet.

2) Inserting a squid into any wet orifice. (generally the vagina)
The squid is often traded between partners several times.

I had slurpy time with tayler while at the beach, but she didn't want to reciprocate.

by Yoyochickashizle December 21, 2013

Slurpeed

A very cold blowjob, usually after the person eats ice cream or drinks a Slurpee

What I thought was going to be a fun and exciting night was ruined when my girlfriend slurpeed me

by Razkel August 16, 2016