ecclesiastical spanking

Noun. A public rebuke by the Pope or a bishop of a disobedient churchman or group, sometimes, but not always involving an excommunication. The act is primarily medicinal, in that it seeks to bring about the return of the errant party to orthodoxy, rather than simply to shun them.

The pope's public rebuke of the illicit and schismatic consecrations constituted an ecclesiastical spanking.

The bishop issued an ecclesiastical spanking by condemning the heterodox ideology espoused by the members of the parish.

by sambarnes January 11, 2009

spinking

causing trouble. messing shit up. usually used to talk about blowing things up, property destruction and the like.

oh, we're going to go spinking. i need my spinking cap.

by gw January 24, 2005

SLUCKING

A intentionally girl sleeping with a guys cock in her mouth.

Curling up laying girls head on his thigh and putting his soft cock in her mouth and sleeping(slucking).

After he cums in your mouth and you are still playing you roll over and stay down there and fall asleep.

by Freddie1969 August 12, 2009

spelunking

The act of engaging in sexual relations with a woman who has a large, dark and cavernous vagina. This act of extreme desperation and bravery is usually reserved for men who have gone more than three weeks without getting laid, and who are willing to submerge themselves (without safety equipment and/or flashlights) without preparation into a vagina in which many enter and few return.

Examples:

"Koumi was one of the ballsiest spelunkers I have ever seen: he used to fuck XXXXXX without a condom or a GPS system"

"Guys, we lost one of our own today. I just got word that Andrew Tha Owner" died on a spelunking trip yesterday. He was in Wunsch's Cave when he sprained his ankle, and was unable to escape. He eventually ran out of air, and died."

by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010

spanking the monkey

taking herman to the circus

Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night

by doc voodoo January 19, 2003

ass spulunking

the art of cave diving into someones asshole, to explore an ass hole.

dude shut up and go ass spulunking!

by Dsk8C December 25, 2007

Spelunking

When a girl is naked and asleep under the covers and you get a flashlight (or a cell phone will do) and check out the goods. Usually done when you first sleep with someone, but can be done with girlfriends, friends, whatever.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.

Laying there next to his hot one night stand, the perv grabs his cell phone and goes spelunking to get a closer look at her love clam.

by Crunchyness June 1, 2009