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[splacking]

verb getting "some" (some meaning sex)
Yo did you hear?
hear wat?
That i was splacking the buns!
by jazzyyefffbaybehh July 7, 2008
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Spanking the Camel

The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke.
Jack had just bought a pack and was spanking the camel, when Jill came up and bummed a smoke off him.
by bobthecopywriter February 5, 2010
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spanking it

1. see masterbation
2. (saying)When a man attempts to excite his penis via vigorously rubbing against something rubbing his penis physically or rubbing/hitting the genitals in an attempt at arrousal or for the purpose of masterbation
3. Often an act done during sex in which the man slaps the ass of his partner often for those hardcore sexos or those who have a fetish(fantasy/turn on) for pain 'n pleasure
Oh ya johnnies sure spanking it now (often done when a man's arrousal is exicited to such a level he can no longer contain the desire to not
by MK March 20, 2005
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Planking

The latest and by far the lamest internet craze in which "people" (mostly bored juveniles and and immature, attention-seeking virgins) participate in.

It involves lying down on your stomach in a public place, with your arms on your side and feet pointed, trying to resemble a plank.

"Plankers" will often take photographs of themselves and post them on facebook, so that their other planking friends can see what an amazing accomplishment they have achieved.

These are the official rules of planking according to there Facebook page:

When performing a Plank:

1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.

2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.

3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.

4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.

5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.

6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.
Jack "Hey dude, let's go planking"

John "What? You do that gay shit? Get away from me"
by numeratededed June 9, 2011
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Spanking Balls

When a man has done something bad and a girl puts him over her lap and spanks his balls with her hand or hair brush.
I will continue spanking balls if you keep crying.
by 938484747475757 February 20, 2017
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Spanking

Spanking has 2 definitions

Spanking can sometimes to be when a child is either bare or clothed and flipped over a knee to be hit on the bum

Or it can be when people have sex and the male or female gets hit with the paddle or belt.
<Jack gives Elizabeth a spanking>
<Def 1:Elizabeth cries like a baby>
<Def 2:Elizabeth moans with pleasure€
by Uglybitchxoxo October 10, 2020
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Planking

An idiotic fad in which kids lay flat across a surface with arms at sides, chin up and toes pointed. Although, half of them just lay across the surface.. Then post pictures of this act on social networking sites such as facebook, thinking it makes them cool.
John: "Ayeee, look at the kid planking on the feild goal post!"

Scott: "Dude, that's the stupidest thing i've ever seen. I hope he falls."
by whaaaathetruck July 31, 2011
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