Ace of Spades

A girl with an ace body, but a face that looks like its been hit by a spade.

Friend 1: Mate she's definitely an ace of spades!
Friend 2: But i'd tap that!

by China_man November 1, 2009

ace of spades

A coloured gentleman.

Leroy was as black as the ace of spades.

by SammySeven November 10, 2006

ace of spades

a dump which requires only a one sheet wipe afterwards

gary was pleased that his abstaining from curry and beans had led to an increase in frequency of the hallowed 'ace of spades', thereby saving him enough money on toilet paper to buy a hummer.

by me old fruity January 4, 2007

Spadeologist

One that does not give respect when playing SPADES. To dominate, disrespect, and devour your opponent

SunKisstGem claims to be a Spadeologist, but that remains to be seen.

by Wayne Hightower July 4, 2007

jack of spades

A cuckold who accepts and encourages his wife's preference for having sexual relations exclusively with black men and is sexually submissive to both her and her lovers

Ever since his wife became a queen of spades, the cuckold proudly accepted his place as her jack of spades.

by bellascuckold May 27, 2018

Spapel

A cross between a scalpel and a spatula.

It has not actually been invented... yet.

Good for flipping liver.

Tim: "What's that?"
Laura: *cut* "A spapel."
Tim: (liver falls out)
Laura: "Oh look. A liver." *flip*

by xxLaura August 20, 2008

Spadeech

Another way to say "to take a shit".

I have to take a spadeech.

by Spadeech King February 8, 2010