spacka chariot

A mini-bus used to transport the mentally handicapped

Fuck me, I was overtaken by a spacka chariot this morning

by NastyPolarBear April 25, 2003

spacka

a word orginating in the north of england... insult meaning retarded/deformed or both.

look at louise she's a bloody spacka...

by jonsey May 12, 2004

Minge Spacker

A male who, during sex, after the female screams 'harder' pulls out a spatular and slaps the womens genitalia until she screams stop.

this is a type of bondage.

Guy - Check that gash ova there bladdd, OI MY SIZE.

*Girl walks over to speak to him*

Guy - what you up to tonight babe? fancy letting me minge spack you?

Girl - NARRR im not into bondage.

*Girl walks back to her friends*

Girl - i wouldnt bother with him hes a minge spacker.

by ManchesterMCFC February 10, 2009

Cock Spackle

Someone who, in the process of beatin' their dick all over a woman's face, proceeds to bust a nut on her face and use their cock to spackle their skeetle all over her, much in the same manner as a painter or other craftsman.

Damn, I blew a wad on that bitches face and cock spackled it all over!

by Sir Skeets A-Lot October 3, 2006

smacky

A person habitually addicted to heroin (Smack).

"Man that smacky looks like the walking dead."
"Smacky's ruin the drug game and give it a bad name."

by Diego August 17, 2003

Kevin Spacey

1. An insult directed towards anyone who justifies or diverts from their bad behaviour by bringing up their sexual orientation. The bad behaviour is usually of a sexual nature such as groping or child molesting, and a negative stereotype towards those of a particular sexual orientation. However, it can also be used for non-sexual bad behaviours as well such as speeding or kicking a dog.
2. Someone who is Kevin Spaceying.

Police: Sir how fast did you think you were going when you drove through that stop sign?
Vitaly: I'm gay.
Police: Listen here Kevin Spacey. One more outburst out of you and I'll ram a speeding ticket up your asshole and out of your STD-infected mouth.

by mathman8 November 3, 2017

Navajo Spackle Job

When someone with severe, projectile diarrhea at least partially misses the toilet bowl and spackles the inside of the toilet and the surrounding area (typically a public restroom) with their feces.

Wow Guy!! Last night, the combination of that Green Chili Stew, extra crispy fried chicken, mayonnaise sandwich and the warm glass of prune juice gave me the worst diarrhea. I gave the gas station a proper Navajo Spackle Job this morning while my girlfriend waited in the car.

by Burque' January 11, 2009