SPANKING THE TURTLE

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018

Smacking your titties

Female version of busting your balls; Making fun of a female; messing around with a chick; teasing a girl;

Raiza don't take the joke so seriously, I was just smacking your titties.

by Snapping_turtle August 10, 2019

Stacking creamers

When multiple people ejaculate into a person consecutively

“Did you see Linda at the party?” “Yeah, me and a bunch of guys were upstairs stacking creamers in her!”

by DryFire3 October 6, 2019

Snacking Food

An extra bit of an ingredient used for a recipe or a botched first attempt at said recipe consumed during the making of a meal.

Usually a bit of meat left over or made extra to snack on whilst cooking.

Used heavily & created by British YouTube star Jamie Spafford and other members of SORTEDFOOD.

1.)“I made some snacking bacon while I wait for my eggs to cook”

2.)“The first pancake always turns out to be rubbish- we can’t serve that”
“This pancake is now Snacking food!”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 26, 2021

Smacking log

Another way to say "masturbation".

Izik walked in on Tanner smacking log at 7 am.

by Big Coxie March 8, 2023

Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.

Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.

by GxRice April 10, 2023

shat spackling

The obtrusive act of spraying a restroom wall with shat, specifically in a public restroom, in the area where the piping of the toilet meets the tile wall. This performance, usually accidental, but usually intentional as well, is a result of having a heavy mixture of diarrhea and flatulence whilst standing up from the toilet under the false self-impression that the one spackling has completed their evacuation into the toilet. Out of embarrassment, the spackler usually leaves the scene of the crime as-is.

Oh god. Looks like someone was shat spackling this restroom stall . How are we to perform oral sex, Senator Craig?

by CarlDaBrownipino February 1, 2010