Somalian Campfire

When multiple, usually more than 7, Somalian men gather together in harmony, around a campfire performing a ritual on a white man. The ritual consists of tying the white man to a tree with raisins in his pocket and leaving him to be eaten by a Somalian tiger.

"Wheres Joey?"
"I think some Somalians took him to a Somalian Campfire. He's not coming back."

by Big Nigga Joe March 12, 2020

Somalian Kiss

The act of two sexually partners pressing their butts together and shitting.

Oh man I heard Mike and Linda were caught Somalian Kissing at work yesterday.

by Chuxk December 29, 2021

Somalian Systems

Somalian systems is a mogging community for cag enjoyers all shapes and sizes u can get allot of cag-15's for real

we are caggers!

Hey are u in somalian systems?
"no"
kys

by Jugfruit November 18, 2023

somalian system

moggers with big dick

who have so big dick? somalian system community bro

by somalian with big dick November 18, 2023

Somalian Smoke Detector

When you exhale smoke from a vape/cigarette into another persons asshole.

Me and Victor did the Somalian Smoke Detector.

by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024

Somalian Cannonball

A sex act where one person farts a chicken leg out like a cannon, while the other person proceeds to catch it in there mouth and swallow it

Girl: “Baby, I’ve been wanting to try that move you were talking about.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”

Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”

by poocheesie March 27, 2024

Somalian Flickerjelqing

A technique said to have originated in modern day Somalia as early as the 13th century. It was variation of modern flickerjelqing that has been lost to time, but records from the period indicate that the orgasm achieved by this method was so powerful that one would instantly expire upon the performance of said flickerjelq.

“Good morning class, today we will be learning about the significance and lasting impact of Somalian Flickerjelqing.”

by flickersounder January 31, 2025