when a guy (especially lilhuddy) has a small dick so he says he’s not fully hard to make it look like he’s not tiny
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Boy 1: Sofia is soooo hot! I’d never get a chance with her.
Boy 2: Yeah, I know. She’s so hot that I’m too embarrassed to ask her out.
Boy 1: Here she comes! *sprays himself with cologne*
Sofia: Hey boys.
Boys: Uhhh... hi! Ummm... well... uhh... I guess we will just be going on our way... *chuckles and walks away nervously*
Boy 2: Yeah, I know. She’s so hot that I’m too embarrassed to ask her out.
Boy 1: Here she comes! *sprays himself with cologne*
Sofia: Hey boys.
Boys: Uhhh... hi! Ummm... well... uhh... I guess we will just be going on our way... *chuckles and walks away nervously*
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Get the softcake mug.(n): A driving maneuver distinctive to Miami in which a car changes lanes by veering into an extremely tight space between two other cars at a dangerously high speed, usually without signaling. Can also be used as a verb. (Example: I've been squeezed!)
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Me: "Check out the girl on first base."
Friend:"Ugh, not my type."
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