blue wave surfers

Weak and/or insincere Democrats; word originated from the imaginary blue wave whooshing in to victory, that Democrats talk about using to beat out the Republicans in the 2018 and 2020 election cycles, while supporting corrupt candidates and candidates who accept PAC money and/or other corrupt dollars.

Come support the blue wave surfers this week at the democratic national convention. The blue wave surfers have an awful lot of broken boards, just like their promises to people of color. Will the strong blue wave surfers please stand up, so you can do something other than these ankle busters.

by HijabTalesSecuredByDuke July 23, 2018

snarfer

One (typically male) who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat.

Tom is such a snarfer.

by Rino February 25, 2003

surferdude

A well known drunk who doesnt mind drinking and driving. He is usually a nice person but when alcohol is applied he either becomes incredibly irratated or so mellow he passes out listening to his reggae music and never gets in trouble coming home. Loves to do favors by buying beer, or supply those less fortunate with a usual 12 or foti's for his jewish compatriate. If you ever meet him, hes probably already bombed out of his mind so just walk by and yell out surferdude, and don't forget to stutter the S; he can also be referd to as Lloyd, or if your into the breivity thing surfer will do fine.

random freind#1:"ssssssssurferdude..."
surferdude:"YO"
random freind#1:"surfer you bombed yet?"
surferdude:"yea man..."
random freind#1:"ss..sssurfer your always bombed."
surferdude:"hell yea I am!!!"

by random freind January 31, 2005

shoulder surfer

Someone who steals PIN numbers at ATMs or public telephones by looking over people's shoulders while they enter their numbers.

He had a $2,000 phone bill after a shoulder surfer scoped the PIN for his calling card.

by P. Brain August 31, 2006

surfer

Someone who would never dream of saying

Dude!
Gnarly!
Radical!
Surf's up!

Someone who may say:

Hey, how are you
Cool!
Thats awesome!
I think there are some waves coming


We ride boards on waves. Simple as that. Anything outside of that is not directly linked to surfing. That means we do not necessarily say Radical, have long hair (dreadlocks or not), or smoke ganga.

I am a surfer.

by Buck November 28, 2003

Buthole Surfers

The name of a band featured on the game Guitar Hero II

dude i just passed the song made by The Buthole Surfers

by BBBalla10 December 14, 2008

surfer

A surfer is someone that surfs for the pure enjoyment of the sport / lifestyle.. not to get into a "popular" clique at school or for any reason other than what I said.

A surfer IS:

- someone who surfs SOLELY because it is fun
- someone that doesn't care about their social image, if surfing affects it for better or for worse.
- someone who is honest about their ability.
- someone that always has plenty of aloha
- doesn't hang out with the other "surfers" - the other "surfers" are posers.
- anyone that can stand up on a board while riding a wave- even if it is just whitewash. it still is riding a wave.

A surfer is NOT:

- someone who always brags about how good they are, or always talks about it.
- someone who always wears the newest clothes from Quiksilver, Billabong, Volcom, etc..
- someone who calls beginner surfers "kooks".. or just uses the word kook.
- a stoner.
- a punk
- someone who always has "something to do" when you ask them to go surfing.

Me: Those surfer posers at that "cool kid" hang out look pathetic.
Friend: Yeah, all the true surfers don't hang there. They just be themselves and hang out with their true friends; like you.
Me: Mhmm.

Friend: All the good surfers hang out there with all the hot girls, why don't you hang out there.
Me: All the good and true surfers don't hang out there. Those surfers are posers; ones that surf or pretend to surf just to be "cool". They're losers.
Friend: OH.. never knew that.

by Trent from Hawai'i December 17, 2009