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I'm going to take my talents to South Beach

The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.
Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"
by blaze1984 July 11, 2010
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South Beach Diet

The Atkins diet for dummies.

Dr. Atkins said you should eat nutrient rich carbs instead of nutrient deficient carbs. This appears to be a simple idea, yet apparently figuring out that this means eating spinach instead of potatoes or broccoli instead of corn is akin to rocket science for the unwashed masses. So in comes the South Beach Diet, which is exactly the same except it breaks everything down into "good carbs" and "bad carbs".
Anyone who thinks the South Beach Diet is different than Atkins is an idiot.
by GAWII March 24, 2011
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South America

It's like America, but South.
When I get big; I'm going, where he's going: South America.
by laterinjune June 4, 2013
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gone south

When a situation, person or animal gets out of control, crazy or bad. crazy we need to talk skank Mardi Gras
The milk in the fridge has definately gone south.

That skank has gone south on me!

Man, I am goin' south this weekend
by ahmed zahir February 10, 2007
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southern comfort

1) A cheap (but good) 70 proof whiskey-like liquor made in New Orleans.
2) A state of relaxation common in the southern USA.
Even though I was in Alaska, after those 10 shots of southern comfort I was in a total state of southern comfort.
by Nick D February 4, 2004
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south american

A method of post coital clean up involving a towel soaked in cold water.

See also: Pan American and Baghdad Maid
She was nice enough to get me a south american after I came all over myself... Too bad her hot water is out.
by Bog-man July 29, 2016
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southbilled

When a person, either real or fictional, turns their baseball cap through 180 degrees so that the peak faces backwards to physically represent that they have switched into "go-time" mode.
I didn't think that nigga was serious til he southbilled that motherfucker.
by RogoR1 May 21, 2009
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