When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 07, 2017
A snookie punch is when a chick gets punched or sucker punched in the face.
'Snookie punch is named after mtv's famous reality show, Jersey Shore. A pop culture reference to the character Nicole Polizzi, a self proclaimed "guidette" nicknamed Snookie, after she was sucker punched at 'The Beachcomber Bar' while having a good time with the rest of the cast of Jersey Shore at the end of season 1, episode 4: Fade To Black.'
Other variations of the word are Snookers punch, Snickers punch or any variation of Snookie's nickname botched by her house mates during the season.
'Snookie punch is named after mtv's famous reality show, Jersey Shore. A pop culture reference to the character Nicole Polizzi, a self proclaimed "guidette" nicknamed Snookie, after she was sucker punched at 'The Beachcomber Bar' while having a good time with the rest of the cast of Jersey Shore at the end of season 1, episode 4: Fade To Black.'
Other variations of the word are Snookers punch, Snickers punch or any variation of Snookie's nickname botched by her house mates during the season.
Carlo: This girl is ragging on everything I do. I will snookie punch her if she doesn't STFU.
Dino: I'm going to snookie punch you when you're not looking.
Dino: I'm going to snookie punch you when you're not looking.
by Benalee January 15, 2010
by jscrib June 19, 2011
I was having oral sex with Tony, cause lets face it once he starts it's not like I'm gonna tell him to get off me, besides I'm on The Snookie Diet.
by ebabe February 10, 2010
The official drink of Jersey Shore themed parties. It will knock you on your ass and take your Ed Hardy Hat clean off.
Recipe:
one half part bacardi 151
one part chambord
one part soco
two parts pinapple juice
top it with a splash of beer
Recipe:
one half part bacardi 151
one part chambord
one part soco
two parts pinapple juice
top it with a splash of beer
by Talbotron & Bebe5 January 14, 2010
The process in which a dog ejaculates onto the vagina of an elephant while eating a Snickerdoodle cookie
by NiggersInBackCrackersInFront April 27, 2020
that little piece of hair that sticks up anywhere on your head.
Sort of like bed head
"you got a big ol' snookie roll on ur head man!"
Sort of like bed head
"you got a big ol' snookie roll on ur head man!"
by Anonymous May 19, 2003