snookered 

to be exhausted, or in a bad situation. snookered is a broadly used term which has a variety of meanings. A common definition of snookered, is to be fucked . Snookered is usually used in the phrase "fucking snookered". This basically means "absolutely fucked.

Nick: Shit man, you look tired.
Jackson: Yeah man, we pulled an all nighter. I'm fucking snookered.

snookered by CaptainAwesome69 July 22, 2011

snookums 

Can be a genuine endearing nickname, often with a gentle sarcasm or humor attached.

This word is annoying to some people and likely to make people near you sick when you use it. Especially if combined with physical affection.

"Aw snookums, you shouldn't have..."

snookums by Aelder April 14, 2006

Snookied 

To punch an undesirable New Jersey guidette in the face.

While on the Jersey Shore a roid raged tool bag snookied this muffin topped tramp.

Snookied by collinbreathstink December 7, 2009

snoobink

v. snoobink: To fail at attempting to be sneaky and disappear much as a ninja would.

"His snoobinking really get's on people's nerves sometimes, especially when he knocks stuff over."

Bob: Hey Tim look over here!
Tim: What?
Bob: *Dashes to other side*
*Trips*
Tim: Way to snoobink, idiot.

snoobink by Ejr April 19, 2008

pocket snooker 

The act of male masturbation by concealing the pleasuring hand in one's pocket.

Brendan ma saw a really hot girl and started playing pocket snooker without anyone noticing.

pocket snooker by razornova August 25, 2008

snooka 

slang for snooker

(not to be confused with snooks)

J: Hey where you going?
K: Gonna play some snooka.
J: I'll come with you. Pass me my cue.

snooka by upyours?! May 25, 2006

snookie 

to exact revenge upon a man by giving him one’s own sexually-transmitted disease

“The only thing I can think of to explain why she wants to have sex with you is to snookie you,” his best friend speculated, “for she’s still mad-as-hell that you dumped her two years ago, and it’s common knowledge that she’s now teeming with STDs.”

snookie by pollyanna downe January 23, 2011