Sniper Nut

A Sniper Nut is when a man is able to nut with such precision, he can hit an object as small as a nickel from a distance of at least 6 feet.
John: Oh man, I just hit the sickest Sniper Nut. I managed to hit my cousin in the eye from 11 feet away!

Alex: Woah, cool! I managed to Sniper Nut through my engagement ring from 12 feet away!
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word sniper

pronounciation: wərd snīpər

noun

1. A verbal marksman who attacks someone else in a comment section by taking a potshot at them but doesn't really say anything of substance or worth. Word snipers are not interested in having a real conversation. They normally just make a single, negative reply to another person's comment and take off, never to be heard from again. Their potshot may be related or unrelated to the subject of discussion. Unlike trolls, word snipers don't continually harass other people. They get in, take their shot, and they're gone. Trolls tend to hound people mercilessly for as long as they can get away with it.
Wow, that word sniper was viscous and hurtful while managing to say nothing of consequence.
by XX01011000 March 31, 2015
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bush sniper

A hidden camera or smart phone operator taking pictures of a womans private parts, ( vagina) from a long distance conealed or partially hidden location.
Look! There's a bush sniper in that building over looking the swimming pool!
by wrfjax January 31, 2019
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Joke Sniper

A person who kills or "snipes" a joke that was previously funny. Usually by adding their own comments that make no sense.
"I don't know how anybody could ruin a joke about somebody wearing a fanny pack but the joke sniper sure did."
by Opie Logrun August 1, 2007
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fart sniper

Someone who farts while they're near someone, so they can blame it on the other person.
Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!"
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*
by SeanG April 11, 2007
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butthole sniper

One who snipes the butthole of another man from great distance using precision accuracy and ludacris speed

Snipes buttholes like it's his job
That butthole sniper snuck up on John from a mile away and parted his ass cheeks like the red sea.

a man with a mission
by Dane Gleesack August 8, 2008
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