Swifty

A very annoying person who has a strange and loving obsession with Taylor Swift. They tend to have a New York accent and Kanye West is their mortal enemy.

Omg, You’re a swifty too? Taylor’s new midnight album was sooooooo (in high pitched voice) AMAZING!

by TheDictionaire April 6, 2023

snifter

Normally an elegant glass for drinking Brandy but also a verb for the 'taint lover' in all of us.

Bob, you know that hot chick Heather? I fucked her all night and she forgot her panties when she left. I wore them on my head at home all day and 'snifter'

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

shifty

shifty--

a woman who is a homewrecker and likes to hit on "bill wish"...often likes to use questionable manuevers in getting what she wants from other people.

Shifty, you wild thing, you totally stole "Hank's" beach house!!!!!!!

by sheshuba January 6, 2008

shniftynantastic

Looking good, or nice.

You look shniftynantastic today!

by emily June 28, 2004

Shifty

1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.

Also see people who can walk on water

OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!

Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.

Shifty, will you marry me?

by Sal July 20, 2004

Shifty

1.A person, (usually male) that instantly causes alarm when they appear in a room. Usually seen in black, grey, or variety of cammo patterns. Should not be trusted.
2.A strange aura of energy that follows a person. Nothing is obvious, but all get the feeling that something is odd. Everyone IDs the person on sight.
3.Jim K.

1. Look at that Shifty character overthere
2. Shifty? Oh, I know who you mean
3. Shut up Shifty

by Shifty July 1, 2004

Swifty

A person with a fierce ass that likes to be shown and has been hooked by a unsignifcant other that is hung like a stud field mouse. For some reason he has a growth hanging down that he likes to calls "bubblegum."

"She said Swifty, relax..."

by kxhonda February 7, 2010