Sneeze Guard

At take-out restuarants, mainly sub shops or "as you like it" hamburger joints - the glass or plexi-glass barrier between you and the food, that allows you to see your sandwich being prepared.

Usually two feet high, and on a angle.

The sneeze guard at Subway keeps my sandwich snot-free.

by Time4SumAksion November 24, 2004

sneezing webster

Sticking your dick into a nostrel of a cow while plugging the other nostrel with your hand making the cow tongue your balls.

Dude my friend lost his balls while getting a sneezing webster.

by cale hadaway June 26, 2008

Butt Sneeze

A forcefully-ejected wordfart/word , but may sometimes be accompanied by wordbutt gravy/word , which will be wordass vomit/word .

Fool-ass Sucka: Damn, son, what is that stizzench?
Sucka-ass Fool: I ates me some grits this mo'nin' and had me a butt sneeze.

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003

cunt sneeze

when a woman reaches her orgasm, right after a man ejaculates insider her, and she sprays cum out of her vagina.

kelts was fucking this girl, but he is a minute man so he came then she cunt sneezed.

by country boyz October 27, 2008

Tantric Sneeze

Related to Tantric sex, or sex without orgasm. The feeling oen gets when one feel like one is about to sneeze, but end up not sneezing. These can occur any time, but generally occur when conversing with someone, and can last upwards of one minute.

I felt like I was about to sneeze, but I didn't. I had a tantric sneeze

by Ben Morgan October 23, 2005

panda sneeze

when a guy is giving oral sex to a women and sneezes in her vagina/pubes

Jim 'i wish i had'nt had that cold now she has an STI, god damn panda sneeze.'

by jackbl June 9, 2009

Sneezing Turtlehead

The sneezing turlte head is when you have a turlte head, you sneeze making the poop shoot out of you ass landing on the floor.

I realized I didn't make it to the bathroom on time when I had a sneezing turtlehead.

by Jellis4u2 December 13, 2010