Slouching Red Eye Gay

Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.

Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.

by stainsonkeyboards187 June 25, 2009

smoochie wallace

A wet, romantic kiss that last for a long time and usually is involved in a relationship

Dude, this chick asked me to give her a smoochie wallace and she loved it.

by S. James More October 21, 2012

Smoochin

V. The act of freeloading or being grimy by choice.

The 24 up guys are constantly Smoochin the A.C and heat from Bong.

by PanchoooYoudontknowmylife December 9, 2008

pickle smoochin freak

Describing someone who loves the cock.

That kid a such a pickle smoochin freak!!

by TheDrunkSays October 13, 2008

Smoofing

Smoofing is a sport where you stand in front of a crowd, look awesome, and receive points.
If you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
Every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. If no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. If everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
Scoring is based on 3 things: Appearance, Swagger, and Overall Awesomeness. The crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
A perfect score is 9900.

Smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.

My recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,

Swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
Overall Awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
Final score: 9295
I win.

Your recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 875, 885, 901
Swagger: 920, 916, 923
Overall Awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
Final score: 8266
Score below 9000, you lose.

by Zakorsumtin April 17, 2011

smelching

to steal or smuggle without being caught by the police.

I smelched the drugs into my room

by nick May 13, 2005

coochie smoochie

Mouth activity placed on a female's lower region of the body.

I'm just trying to get some coochie smoochies in 2018.

by dr. sleez May 1, 2018