slornching

The act of inserting a straw into the Anus and then sucking up any visoucous fluid with said straw

Bro I almost got a whole cup slornched up!
Damn, I can barely Slornch a drop!
Leave me alone I'm Slornching right now!

by Donquay-quay January 30, 2025

Slunch

Slut + Munch

You call someone a slunch

by SlunchMunch March 11, 2026

Slunch

A hybrid between lunch and snacks, often consumed when you're too late for lunch but too early to snack like a responsible adult. It's like "Brunch" but a slightly disorganized cousin version — Slunch doesn’t follow rules. Slunch just vibes.

"I didn’t eat lunch, but I demolished a bag of chips, last night's cold pizza, and a protein bar around 3pm. So yeah, I guess that was my slunch."

“Bro, it’s 3.54pm! Too early for freaking chai. Wanna slunch?”

by vaultimor June 23, 2025

Slunch

A large slice, typically of cake or pie. When you want to ask for a bunch of a dessert without seeming like a fatty.

Can I have a slunch of that chocolate cake?

by stingRay98 August 1, 2025

Slouchy Bitch

A person who is unkempt,dirty, and overweight who often talks shit on other people.

Bitchhh I just found out that Fat Ashlee was talking shit. What a slouchy bitch.

by NoTeaNoShadeNoPinklemonaid January 12, 2026

Harlem Slouch

The driver of a car has their seat way back, to the point that they are slouched; one arm is stretched forward in order to maintain the wheel. Gangsta rap may or may not be readily available and playing.

When driving through the ghetto, it is necessary to employ the harlem slouch.

by Depardieu#1 May 20, 2014

titty slouchers

any type of food that goes straight to your man tits

hey bro wanna go to McDicks and grab some titty slouchers?

by emm0n5 August 17, 2016