Sloppy Joe

A cup of coffee wherein the creamer is replaced with semen.

Barista 1: Hey, did that lady just order a cup of coffee with nut milk?
Barista 2: She sure did, so I jizzed in it. She’s gettin a sloppy joe!

by Gen. John Allen July 26, 2023

Sloppy Joe

A blowjob from a guy named joe

(Person) Hey Joe, can you give me a sloppy joe?
(Joe) Sure man

by spindlyjim September 11, 2020

Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there

“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”

by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024

Sloppy Joe

When a guy or girl is taking a mean shit and getting their dick sucked a pussy licked.

Man, I ate a spicy taco last night and when I was taking a shit in the morning, my girlfriend gave me a sloppy joe. #wifematerial

by servega June 9, 2018

Sloppy Joe

When a female (or male) shits on a dick during anal sex

Damn this sloppy joe is messy as fuck!

by Buttplugger69 January 15, 2020

Joe Sloppy

When you have the bread in the middle and the meat on the top and bottom

I'm loving this Joe Sloppy right now

by Xryxix June 23, 2024

Sloppy Joe

When you give your boyfriend (that has the name joe) A very sloppy blowjob

Can you give me a sloppy joe tonight? not the burger. ;)

by joesgurl March 7, 2017