Web slinger

Web slinger
A careless masturbater who needs to rid himself of the evidence of his illicit wank by a spiderman flick of the wrist sending the jiz hurtling through the air

Mum is at the bedroom door and the window is open,
Or maybe its a low shot under the bed,
Only option "web slinger"

by james Venom August 21, 2006

big dick slinger

N. a total BAMF; an individual who possesses a large amount of swagger and is accomplished in the art of verbal jousting; especially pertaining to JV tennis players.
dick slinging

Bout ta doubble donut that fool like a big dick slinger!

Chris: how are you feeling?

bob: like a big dick slinger!

by urbanmyerurbanlegend December 19, 2011

Yogurt Slinger

When a man/woman that still has a pp cums furiously while helicoptering his/her tiny cock

wtf Gerald why did you just do yogurt slinger all over my 5$ olive garden bread basket

by GErald the pretty person loL May 8, 2020

purple-headed yogo slinger

The male genitilia, or commonly known as the male penis. Often used to describe such a penis that is large in both length and width.

Don't mess with that sucka, he'll slap you silly with his purple-headed yogo slinger!

by Black Johnson September 3, 2005

Miami Mud Slinger

A person that would pre-crap the bed before having sex, loves the smell of turds

John: I just don't trust that guy

Keith: He looks like a Miami Mud Slinger

John: Well he sure ain't going to date my mom

by drcrawfishnoodle April 18, 2011

cum slinger

Daniel Woo

My friend Daniel is a CUM SLINGER!

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Something with a purple head that slings yogurt, preferably white yogurt.

Whatch this babe!

*Shplat*

Ewwww!

by Trey December 9, 2003