The slimy salute

The act of shaking hands with somebody while still having pussy juice on your fingers.

Variations:
(1) - Offensive (intentionally)
(2) - Defensive (unintentionally)

The slimy salute is being defined in two ways:
(1) Since she always had an attitude towards me I decided to give Susans mother a slimy salute.
(2) Last night I couldn't clean up my hands in time so I had to give Susans dad a slimy salute.

by bighadron August 5, 2017

Slimy cooch

Ur cooch too wet lmao

“Lmao I have a slimy cooch”
“Omg Linda I didn’t need to know that 😰”

by Slimecooch09 June 26, 2019

Slimy Snatchita

Basically the same concept as the Dirty Sanchez. Instead of shit, get
Your finger all bloody and she won't know anything is wrong until the
Morning when she awakes with a crusty dry-blood moustache.

love the poop.

by Will, Dan, Emily @ the CC March 31, 2003

slippy slimy surprise

when a man cums in a womans ear and cleans it out with a q-tip like its earwax

"hew wendy would you like a slippy slimy surprise." ill clean it off for you :)

by yes man ok yes go March 22, 2021

Slimy scumbag

Someone who drops people, friends, and everything after they get what they want

Brad turned into a slimy scumbag after he got a girlfriend

by Basic facts September 29, 2019

Slimy half aborted fetus

A no good bottom of the barrel type person

Hey have you meet Kenny vessey? Yeah that dudes a slimy half aborted fetus!

by Awrcyy guy gbn May 30, 2024

Slimy

Ya know the disney show newsies? It's the guys from that but cooler. Like they don't sing and dance or anything it's just that time period but cool.

Pronounced slimmy

Headlines don't sell papers, Slimys sell papers.

by 131114 June 23, 2020