skyrim job

the act of licking one's finger and rubbing it along the edge of the cartilage of someone's ear. cooler than a wet willie.

I gave that bitch a skyrim job!

by Back Door Sloot October 6, 2012

Skyrim

A game made by Bethesda that is more addictive than most drugs.

Joshua: Have you seen Ian lately?
Bruce: Ever since he picked up Skyrim I haven't seen him

by Playing Skyrim RN October 15, 2021

Skyrim

n) The 5th installment of the Elder scrolls series

v) Using pure persistence and videogame exploitation to climb almost vertical surfaces like a mountain goat

Bro1: Dude you can't just Skyrim your way to the 5th floor of this hotel

Bro2: Hol up g I'm over encumbered lemme eat 54 wheels of cheese and drink 28 alto wine

by TrashyOne January 2, 2022

Skyrim

When one gives another person a rim job on the top floor of a skyscraper

You’ll never forget when she gives you a Skyrim at the top of the Freedom Tower.

by Danger Carlos July 30, 2020

Skyrimming

When eating ass in a penthouse or plane.
(High elevation)

Hey baby, wanna get super high and do some skyrimming?

by ImmortaIity October 9, 2025

skyrim

When your parter stands on something so their ass is face level with you and you give them a rimjob.

“The ol lady and I are gonna play some Skyrim”
“You have a PlayStation?”
“No she’s going to stand on the coffee table and I’m gonna eat her ass”

by DurtyDurn September 11, 2021

Skyrim horse

A skyrim-horse is a horse found in the game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim"

As a consequence of its strange physics, it is verry good at climbing mountians and other elevated terrain.

(latin) "Climbus horseus"

Person1: Wow this mountian is pretty hard to climb.
Person2: Yeah i could realy use a "Skyrim horse"

by Skyrim connoisseur August 7, 2019