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SLURPNGURP

The act of Stripper Extracting and consuming male semen in her mouth in the secondary room in a Gentleman Club
That's her third Slurpngurp today and it 2:00pm we open at Noon...Can we say smells like dick!!! Baby wipe please and more lipstick!!
by BELLABADASS..LMAO May 3, 2025
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Sklunking

When some sket slaggy skanks cunts are blocking ur path way they are sklunking

Matt: *polite* *innocent* can you move so I can get down the stairs please :)

Sklunks: what are you gay? 🙄👹

Matt: FUCKING MOVE YOU SKLUNKS!!!! 😤

*The sklunks where sklunking on the stairs*
When some sket slut slagy cunt are blocking the stairs they where sklunking the path way
by GORMY GORMY June 7, 2025
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When you start mischievously slurp something in front of your friends in a suggestive way, you say "I'm slurping it up like John fisher".
Guy 1: "Bro, stop doing that, its weird"
Guy 2: "But I'm slurpin' it up like John Fisher!"
by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025
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Fucking slumping

Being really horny so you masturbate while slumping
The other day I saw the swimsuit magazine so I started fucking slumping
by Wmamba25 March 5, 2017
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Churchin slurpin

When you give head in a confessional and some of the cum goes down the side of his boner so you have to slurp it off the side of his dick.
Hey didn’t father Bradley ask you to get a mop? Oh it’s ok I have him a churchin slurpin so I wouldn’t have to clean up the confessional!
by Ron with an h January 1, 2019
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