Stoner Skip Day

That one day a week that a stoner skips either school, work, or some activity to smoke and participate in stoner activities.

-"Where's Jack?"

-"Monday is Stoner Skip Day this week..."

by Bud bizzle January 7, 2011

Skip-gasm

Hi - I'm Skip, Conner Ellis Falcon, and a Skip-gasm is the cumgasm I have when I engage in sex with other cadets.

Matt, my cadet roomie, enjoys sticking his dick in my mouth or boy-hole and giving me Skip-gasms while he has a Matt-gasm in my mouth or boy-hole!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

skip the ship

Coined in Honolulu, HI; to have a relationship without the "ship;" to physically relate to someone (or something).

Hey girl, how about we skip the ship?

by Veniple December 15, 2009

Skip Bayless

The only man on television with the brains to believe in the Detroit Lions int the 2007-2008 season.

Skip Bayless often argues with detroit news writer Rob Parker about the Lions. Parker and Free Press author Drew Sharp refuse to admit how awesome the Leos are.

by Rahonavis November 29, 2007

Skip

A girl you'd use for a one night stand. You are just with her to dump a load in her.

l was out last night and picked up a skip. She was some skip, I dumped a couple of loads in her!

by demo1234 January 4, 2010

Skip cribber

The kind of person who does no work and yet cribs when someonelse neglects their duty.

Arty is such a Skip cribber. He never does his work, but whines when i don't.

by zaduz December 7, 2007

Yip Skip

A saying Old People use when they get excited

"Heres your coffee"

"Oh Yip Skip"

by Working Girl January 23, 2009