Standing to sit

The right to sit at a place ie a cafe or resturaunt, as opposed to trespass.

Concept borrowed from law, where to commence proceedings in a court case, you must have "legal standing."

If all you want to do is sit, then you require "standing to sit."

This can usually be gained by purchasing something from the venue.

I was walking through the mall and all I wanted to do was sit at a cafe and check my smartphone. But I didn't feel I had "standing to sit" so I bought a drink prior to sitting down.

by AlganonAU December 2, 2010

sitting monk

A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).

Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?

Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

let's sit on

comes from Hebrew: "bo nishev al..."

same as to ask someone to join you for a meal or to smoke a cigarette (most popular usage), but can be used almost in every "join-me-situation"

1: Hey man,we've got a break now - let's sit on a cigarette!
2: No thanks, i don't smoke.

1: I'm hungry, do you know some place to eat?
2: Yes, its an Italian restaurant, let's sit on some good pasta there.

by Pilpel September 14, 2006

parent sitting

To take care of your parents for the evening, usually they are senior citizens and need the physical help. Before they are put into assisted living situations.

As much as I would love to go woth you tonight I cant, I am parent sitting

by RogerSP April 8, 2007

Sit off

Holding up somewhere in comfort, doing very little, either with mates or waiting for something to happen

I'm so hungover, I'm just gunna go the pub to sit off with a coke.

by Joakes March 17, 2013

sits to pee

when a man sits to pee because it feel right

Donley~ man what is that thing
Tooker~ i dont have a clue but i bet it sits to pee

by tookerdeep September 30, 2013

trip sit

to watch or babysit friends while they are on some kind of substance; to make sure your friends dont get into trouble or go completely insane while theyre high.

im not gonna roll tonight, im gonna trip sit the guys.

by ribbitboing November 22, 2006