A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).
Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?
Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?
Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
Get the sitting monkmug. When a sapphic woman sits with her legs spread out ,bending forward over her thighs,with her elbows on her knees, letting her forearms dangle ,and looking gay asf.
by KingAchillean January 9, 2021
Get the The Sapphic Sitmug. comes from Hebrew: "bo nishev al..."
same as to ask someone to join you for a meal or to smoke a cigarette (most popular usage), but can be used almost in every "join-me-situation"
same as to ask someone to join you for a meal or to smoke a cigarette (most popular usage), but can be used almost in every "join-me-situation"
1: Hey man,we've got a break now - let's sit on a cigarette!
2: No thanks, i don't smoke.
1: I'm hungry, do you know some place to eat?
2: Yes, its an Italian restaurant, let's sit on some good pasta there.
2: No thanks, i don't smoke.
1: I'm hungry, do you know some place to eat?
2: Yes, its an Italian restaurant, let's sit on some good pasta there.
by Pilpel September 14, 2006
Get the let's sit onmug. To take care of your parents for the evening, usually they are senior citizens and need the physical help. Before they are put into assisted living situations.
by RogerSP April 8, 2007
Get the parent sittingmug. Holding up somewhere in comfort, doing very little, either with mates or waiting for something to happen
by Joakes March 17, 2013
Get the Sit offmug. by tookerdeep September 30, 2013
Get the sits to peemug. to watch or babysit friends while they are on some kind of substance; to make sure your friends dont get into trouble or go completely insane while theyre high.
by ribbitboing November 22, 2006
Get the trip sitmug.