A big ass nerd. Biggest dork in the grade but probably has a HUGE dong. Argues with the math teacher all the time and switches schools because he doesn't agree. Low key fire at dabbing and will fight you if you piss him off. Wears glasses, and doesn't brush his hair. Works for hours and plays Minecraft at home. Has an iPad. Watches Dr. Who. VERY DORKY.
Shut the HELL up Simon!!!!
by Mcbigballer12 July 28, 2017
Get the Simonmug. Huge gaylord with cross-dressing tendencies. Likes to get close to male counterparts drug and fondle them.
by etyui November 4, 2009
Get the Simonmug. A leader among men who has the unafformentioned ability to fail at launching. This person has multiple erections yet fails to ejaculate when predisposed to sexual fantasies and proprioception from sensual sources. This person is a descendent of a fish face and has yet to experience the ultimate satisfaction and blasting onto a person's face
by Failure to Launch April 16, 2007
Get the simonmug. someone who loves rubber band balls and is a mom. A Simon is someone who's voice sounds like Tina from bob's burgers and he loves to type 666 in text messages. He thinks Peyton is the coolest nugget ever and has a huge over-inflated ego.
A Simon is also a term for a child who takes many years to outgrow diapers.
Also a slang term for someone who thinks everyone is mom.
A Simon is also a term for a child who takes many years to outgrow diapers.
Also a slang term for someone who thinks everyone is mom.
by ChittyChittyBangBang December 15, 2014
Get the Simonmug. Person: She's overreacting again.
Another Person: She's pulling a simon?
Person: Yeah.
Another Person: :/
Another Person: She's pulling a simon?
Person: Yeah.
Another Person: :/
by Snorlax May 10, 2008
Get the Simonmug. A fucking piece of shit. Usually a terrible friend and is a jerk. Has a super tiny penis and in rare cases has a vagina. Has a dumb fuck. Usually has retarded hair. No one will ever want to fuck a Simon.
Stop being a Simon.
by Fghdsggtr December 21, 2017
Get the Simonmug. a kid that takes two games to warm up and one game to cool down at bowling.
He wishes he was as good with the ladies as he was with quick scoping.
He wishes he was as good with the ladies as he was with quick scoping.
all the bitches love simon.
by sex kitten101 April 27, 2011
Get the Simonmug.