shlude

a stupid person, a vagina.

nah shlude!

by Fornarniaaa February 21, 2011

Shlumpt

Being excessively tired. Sometimes after doing drug's or drinking alcohol.

I just popped four percs and I feel so shlumpt bro , I can barely keep my eyes open.

by Fatherclout May 2, 2018

shlumkaboozle

A word I made up: many different uses:

n: (usually in an offensive manner)

v: sort of like quite wasting time, come on hurry up already...

adj: to describe someone, can be used as an alternative vulgar word

n: Man, Kyle that shlumkaboozle, walkin around like he owns this place

v: Quit shlumkaboozlein around and get your ass over here

adj: that shlumkaboozlein little fuck

by Ryan R. December 15, 2004

Shluff

A word created by the man, the myth, the legend; Coach Smith. It is a combination the words of shuffle and slide and is mostly used on the lacrosse field.

"GUYS, when the offense drives to the goal, the defense should always shluff over and help the other defender." - Coach Smith

by THE PM. March 1, 2010

shlub

someone who chills and drives an s-10,drinks hamms,and eats weird shit

damn, that fools a shlub!

by macks all October 30, 2007

Shlub

An obese, or fat penis. Like a chode, the difference being a shlub is longer, but still very fat.

"Goddamn, i hate carrying around this shlub!"

by Mr. 7.5 April 7, 2007

shlumped

To get really wasted off alcohol

Nah i got shlumped yesterday

by Likestogetcrunk June 3, 2011