Sexting

A non-physical form of pregame sex, which includes dirty talk between horny ass partners.

a friend says: Why u smilin hard brah?

you say: Dis chick was sexting me n she wants to suck my dick.

by Izzo aka Iz I April 18, 2008

live sexting

To sext a partner whilst viewing/experiencing a live event.

Jillian and I were live sexting all through the Game of Thrones finale. Check out this one: "Winter is coming and so am I."

by jarvis616 September 25, 2014

Yeeting on the Shreeting

when you begin to yeet to much

I was yeeting on the shreeting on the walls yesterday because I dropped my icecream cone

by YeetersonPeterson March 18, 2020

smexting

The act of sending a text message due to the boredom of standing outside due to smoking laws preventing indoor smoking.

John likes a puff once in a while, so he's currently outside smexting.

by Martin Ridd August 12, 2007

sexting laws

the laws of sexting.
- no human contact is involved.
- EVERYTHING must be sexual
- the usage of vivid adjectives is mandatory
- the encounters should be with people of the oppisite sex. but can be just as fun with people of the same sex!
- sexting is common between the ages of 14 and 25 anyone over that age should be able to just have sex.. like really... take it from the phone to the bed honey.
- it should not feel as good as sex.. if it feels better than actual sex, bitch you need a new partner.... or try a third person for extra fun! :)

-this girl is using the well known and important SEXTING LAWS-
tapenga: " i met this guy at the club last night, and we've been texting ever sinse. after a few texts it turned into sexting, it was def hot and steamy."

marvin: "oh was he hot and bothered?"

tapenga: "oh hell yes, i think we might take our sexting to inferno hot tonight."

by spoonsinbowlson April 11, 2010

Shitexting

An activity commonly done by the everyday cell phone user while passing the extended time on the pot.

Using the bar restroom, Zoe was shitexting her friends to let them know she was going to be a gone little longer than anticipated.

by Lizandra March 16, 2009

Master Sexting

to add your own phone number to your address book in your cell phone under the name of a different person and then sending dirty texts to yourself in an attempt to impress your friends.

Jason is so lame. Those texts werent from a girl named Jasmine, he was master sexting!

by blitz609yahoo August 14, 2009