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scrimlet 

A Hypixel bridge scrims player that revolves around roofing and PVP to score goals, (jump resetting, bowholding, trading, winging, etc...)
Bro, Doeam is such a scrimlet. All he does is trade and PVP.
scrimlet by glennehboo May 21, 2024
"Dalton Dalton is a Simplet"
Simplet by Peshy December 13, 2024

Simpletonacy Theory

A theoretical framework that identifies and critiques simpletonacy as a widespread cultural and cognitive phenomenon. It argues that in an age of information overload, many people retreat to the simplest, most authoritative-sounding narrative as a defense against complexity. Simpletonacy theory examines how institutions, media, and education systems often reward this shallow acceptance, punishing those who ask difficult questions. It also explores the psychological appeal of simpletonacy: certainty is comforting, doubt is anxiety-provoking. The theory does not claim that all official narratives are false, but that the reflex to reject any alternative as "conspiracy" is itself an irrational bias—one that stifles inquiry and protects power.
Example: "Her simpletonacy theory presentation showed how mainstream media trained audiences to dismiss any critical report as 'conspiracy,' thereby shielding institutions from accountability."

Simpletonacy

A cognitive and social bias that functions as the opposite of conspiracy theorizing: the assumption that only the most superficial, official, or mainstream narrative about any event or phenomenon is true, and that any attempt to look deeper, question motives, or consider alternative explanations is automatically "conspiracy theory." Simpletonacy treats the surface as the whole, official statements as infallible, and any deviation as pathological. It is the lazy comfort of the incurious mind: "What they tell us is what happened. End of story." This bias leads people to dismiss legitimate investigations, whistleblower accounts, and even documented evidence simply because those accounts do not match the official version. It is a form of intellectual closure that mistakes trust in authority for critical thinking.
Example: "He refused to read the leaked documents, saying 'the government wouldn't lie.' Simpletonacy: preferring the comfort of official stories over the discomfort of inquiry."
Simpletonacy by Dumu The Void April 18, 2026

Samuel Simpleton 

Noun - Someone who will trade their dignity for kitty. A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing

A simp.
She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said “Look I ain’t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.”

get shrimped 

Somebody is wishing you good things.

Being shrimped stays for good fortune and getting to shrimp others is a way to show love and appreciation.
*u got shrimped*
your day is gonna be fine af

I love to get shrimped!