Shrek

A flying green ogre who favorite thing to do is rape little kids

Shrek came and raped that 8 year old

by aa99000 February 11, 2016

Shrek

the sexiest man

Me:dude have you seen shrek
Also me: yeah he is sooooo sexy

by querticle April 09, 2020

Shrek

You’ve reached a low point when you use Urban Dictionary to search “Shrek.”
FUCKING WHY?!? GO OUTSIDE GODDAMMIT!!

“Who’s Shrek?”

A big, green, Ogre AKA Our lord and savior.

by Moltens September 05, 2018

Shrek

A person that earned great respect on the internet over the years...

Do you even shrek bro?

by ShadowArcher March 27, 2015

Shrek

To check one's pants for remnants of poo stains after an unexpectedly explosive fart. The word is formed from the combination of the words "shart" and "check."

You better shrek yourself before you wreck your ... undies

by Jake and Meli April 21, 2006

Shrek

A Person that is the shade of green.

Lionel Wagner

by Lionel Wagner May 02, 2003

Shrek

a fucking donkey fucking Irish fat ass fuck who wants to know why the fuck you decided that his swamp was a place to enter.

its hip to fuck bees. you fucking shrek cunt.

by Fuck_shit_face July 22, 2016