Shrek

A religion that many people believe in. The most common form only has one god known as Shrek. The god of onions. Other forms of Shrekism has a second god, Donkey.

Sam joined Shrekism
Because Shrek is love Shrek is life
“Hey there Shreker”
Very offensive

by DatisnitqBoi October 23, 2018

Shrek

Shrek is the king we all warship him and his smexyness. GET OUT ME SWAMP.

Oh shrek? Yes, he the leader of our swamp

by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

Shrek

You’ve reached a low point when you use Urban Dictionary to search “Shrek.”
FUCKING WHY?!? GO OUTSIDE GODDAMMIT!!

“Who’s Shrek?”

A big, green, Ogre AKA Our lord and savior.

by Moltens September 4, 2018

Shrek

A person that earned great respect on the internet over the years...

Do you even shrek bro?

by ShadowArcher March 29, 2015

Shrek

To check one's pants for remnants of poo stains after an unexpectedly explosive fart. The word is formed from the combination of the words "shart" and "check."

You better shrek yourself before you wreck your ... undies

by Jake and Meli May 2, 2006

Shrek

A Person that is the shade of green.

Lionel Wagner

by Lionel Wagner May 1, 2003

Shrek

a fucking donkey fucking Irish fat ass fuck who wants to know why the fuck you decided that his swamp was a place to enter.

its hip to fuck bees. you fucking shrek cunt.

by Fuck_shit_face July 22, 2016