Shrek

A flying green ogre who favorite thing to do is rape little kids

Shrek came and raped that 8 year old

by aa99000 September 20, 2016

Shrek

when you think of onions and you get a boner; or you are cutting onions and you start to finger yourself wile moaning Shrek is love Shrek is life

jeff: i was cutting onions and i got a large shrek
Cletus: The masked anal avenger is shrek
Jeff: get the green candles (^-^) 8-----------------)~~~~~~~~~~~~~

by The Real OgreLord July 22, 2016

Shrek

Abby.

Ben: Oh my god look its shrek
Jake: no its just abby

by Spn21 December 24, 2016

Shrek

A person that earned great respect on the internet over the years...

Do you even shrek bro?

by ShadowArcher March 29, 2015

Shrek

To check one's pants for remnants of poo stains after an unexpectedly explosive fart. The word is formed from the combination of the words "shart" and "check."

You better shrek yourself before you wreck your ... undies

by Jake and Meli May 2, 2006

Shrek

A Person that is the shade of green.

Lionel Wagner

by Lionel Wagner May 1, 2003

Shrek

a fucking donkey fucking Irish fat ass fuck who wants to know why the fuck you decided that his swamp was a place to enter.

its hip to fuck bees. you fucking shrek cunt.

by Fuck_shit_face July 22, 2016