The Shading Handjob Correlation

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs

rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?

by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009

White Screaming Zit

After receiving a blow job from a chick with bad acne, you pull out your dick and brutally slap her in the face, therefore popping all of the zits on her face, sending the puss all over her face, while cumming rapidly on her face.

Friend 1: "Dude, your sister no longer has to use Proactiv!"
Friend 2: "Why?!"
Friend 1: "I gave her a white screaming zit last night, now its all cleared up!"

by Dragon "The Net" Hopkins January 4, 2013

*incoherent screaming*

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2020.

*incoherent screaming*

by toastedwater November 19, 2020

I'M SCREAMING

A phrase used by morons who believe something is funnier than it is except in reality their reaction is that of watching a political debate. Nobody knows who started this trend, but we all wish they're currently burning in the hottest place in hell.

Joe: Say's something retarded
Tumblr White Gurl: I'M SCREAMING

by Croconaww November 16, 2018

shreking

taking it up the butt; anal sex


originated from taking it up the butt while watching shrek

Joe: The sex is getting boring, let's start shreking!

by jelkss January 16, 2009

screaming chicken

(n.) 1. A derogatory or derisive term for the "Hood Bird" hood decal option found on 1970-1981 Pontiac Tran Ams. Used derisively by Mustangers"nags", Camaro guysI.R.O.C., ricers, Euros and any other poor souls whose on glimpse of said ornamentation is when the Trans Am is parked...as oppossed to their usual sight of its blacked-out tail lights receeding in the distance amid a cloud of smoke!

2. A Trans Am.(Used lovingly/jokingly amongst Pontiac Owners)

Dan: "Whatever you do, Mr. Lutz, please do not let Pontiac get a hold of the 2008 Zeta platform Camaro. We don't need wheel flares, shaker hoods, and-- above all, Screaming CHICKENS--to mar the boring, corporate, brown paper bag beauty of this car!"

Pontiac public @ large: "You need to shut up, IROC. GM, BUILD THE BIRD!!!"

by seamus-shane August 30, 2006

Shredding

The act of being a bodybuilder or Gym Nut. The constant diet that most athletes put themselves on so that they are able to shed their excess fat. Eg "He is shredding it in the gym". This is not something that is done occassionally, this is a lifestyle choice for those who are A1 Personal Trainers!

Frankie is shredding, he definitely cant eat that!

by KarlieOrexi. August 25, 2010