Pork Shovelling

Adjective: A word used to describe the aftermath and mess of a large party, which has been caused by the DICKs in the year above.

Origin: A party in a Norfolk Based farm featured a large Hog roast, which instead of being eaten, was used as ammunition in a battle, to see who had overdosed on testosterone the most. In the morning, lumps of cold pork had to be shovelled into bin bags.

Also, the act of Pork Shovelling can be used to describe acts of hardcore sexual acts, involving pork.

My My! This has turned out to be a real Pork Shovelling party! I feel sorry for the host!

Hey, we have been going out for some time now, and I think we should make it special... I got some pork in the shed... Yes, i want to pork shovel with you

by norfolkinchance June 29, 2010

ballast shovelling

This is where a gentleman is having relations with a lady who is so large that he can't see what he's doing.

Julie was so fat that I was just ballast shovelling!

by Jinny the pig December 31, 2013

soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015

soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015

French spelling?

French is the language where it is spelled "lonelychickenpoo" and pronounced "alligator"
In fact:
Did you know that the words "african meatballs" In french is "À'fiquinze Maèbals"
And "hairy leg factory" is

"àrhy leone fatootwuy"

Me and my bestie talking about French Spelling?
-J'ai une chatte
-oui, et en retard
-non, chien!
-shf, I'justwrôte down'ràndòm'frènch wôrds
-Àrhy leone fqtootwuy!!!
-NON!!!

And thats French!

by CaptainBananaPants<3 January 18, 2018

backyard shovelling

The use of a gentleman's erect penis to excavate excrement out of another human's ass.

I gave her a good backyard shovelling last night.

by Bobbert_ May 6, 2018

Bad Spelling Disorder

A 100% REAL disorder where you brain cannot mentally put together words correctly. No matter how many times the said person reads or writes the correct word, when spelling it on their own it doesn't click. Similar to Dyslexia but not the same in any means. Doesn't effect reading.

Me: I think Ella has Bad Spelling Disorder
Mom: Dumbfuck probably does.

by XOLoUwU June 17, 2019