Shmeed

The bit of time spent waiting between having a wee and a poo. The shmed is non existent if both occur at same instance. There must be a delay for the shmeed to exist.

You go do a wee and then you have a shmeed and then you poo.

by Milena Lukic December 23, 2007

shmeeb

a strong, tough man boob

Nice shmeebs there Kory!

by Kory S June 17, 2007

shmee

adj. an utterance exclaimed in a high pitched voice, used to ensue happinness and joy.
The word originated from the under water language of Shrumpi, spoken by Shrimp, and Seagulls. (Also used as a mating call by cniderians)

"Hey Ryan you look very cute today you sweet little muffin."
"Shmee!"

by Ryann8 March 21, 2007

shereen

A slang name for the female genitalia i.e. vagina

Derived from the Scottish Newsreader Shereen Nanjiani

Gonnae show us yer shereen?

by Tony McCaffery October 16, 2004

schmere

An alternative rendering of the word "smear", intended to give a false sense of sophistication to the term, juxtaposed against a disgusting and unsophisticated "schmere".

Someone's schmered shit all over the walls!

by Pepito the Mexican Astronaut August 7, 2009

shmeebs

Very small breasts, no more than a mouthful, smallest of the categorising system that includes jubbly wubblies and whopping doopsies.

Look at the shmeebs on that!

by Master Bates March 28, 2005

shmeedium

very small clothing usually shirts

kipp be wearin some shmeedium tees

by kipp June 10, 2003