When you wake up one morning to find the gates of your asshole ready to give way, consequently you find yourself having to to fucking charge to the bathroom to ensure that the brown discharge lands in the goddamn shitter and not your undergarments.
"I woke up early and saw eddie charge past me to the john.. Damn son, it must have been the Dance of the mad shitter."
by El chicken January 4, 2015
Get the Dance of the Mad Shitter mug.The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.
Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023
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To forego the toilet seat when one takes a dump. To park your ass on cold porcelain when defecating.
by Rim Shitter November 30, 2017
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-I don't know, he didn't tell anyone where he's going
~10 mintues pass by~
-Oh there he is coming out of the bathroom
-Damn it, Mike's such a ninja shitter
-I don't know, he didn't tell anyone where he's going
~10 mintues pass by~
-Oh there he is coming out of the bathroom
-Damn it, Mike's such a ninja shitter
by CSCC September 30, 2010
Get the ninja shitter mug.An individual who, in secret, defecates in a location other than a toilet, for the purpose of creating humor and/or havoc. The practice is more common anywhere large collections of male humans cohabitate, such as in college dorms and military barracks, but may occur at any time, in any place, regardless of the demographics of the locale. Naval lore suggests that the practice dates back to World War II.
"The Phantom Shitter has struck again"
A prime example may be found in the first ten minutes of the film "Flight of the Intruder" when the Phantom Shitter strikes the XO's ashtray.
A prime example may be found in the first ten minutes of the film "Flight of the Intruder" when the Phantom Shitter strikes the XO's ashtray.
by sir poopiepants April 18, 2006
Get the Phantom Shitter mug.Tub-shitter or T.S. is used to describe a grotesquely obese (fat) person. Basically, a person too big to use a toilet that has to park (sit) their ass on a bath tub to shit.
by GreatD2 May 2, 2006
Get the Tub-shitter mug.One who's, anus is stuffed with a pulsating penis, spraying its filthy white love piss, ending in a creamed turd
by denti December 27, 2007
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