shitstery

A mysterious shit that's in an odd location and nobody can explain who put it there. It's a mystery... a shitstery.

"Who took a shit in my Lucky Charms?"
"I'd like to solve that shitstery."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025

shitpost tax

Something you are required to send to a group chat after a shitpost (especially one that would cause discomfort), usually a beautiful anime or furry style illustration, as a compensation for other members' spiritual loss

A: *sends an AI generated picture of Donald Trump having sex with Joe Biden*
B: Where's your shitpost tax?
A: omg I forgot about that *sends a random picture from pixiv*
B: okay

by fr2334 November 2, 2025

turnt shitposting

Some nigga on youtube who post bad shitposts and earrape and only has 7 subscribers lol

"Know the nigga named Turnt shitposting?"

by nigganamedjeff May 5, 2018

URBAN SHITPOST

When people share screenshot from urban dictionary with their name and asking people to do so and any
annoy everyone.

-Oh, did you saw Vojta's urban shitpost on the instagram today?
-Yeah, he is very annoying, but I will also do it.

by VOJTA November 23, 2021

Daddy Shitpost

This legendary being is the pinnacle of shitposting that all people strive to be he is known by many names "The Duke of Death" "Daddy Shitpost" or simply "The Duke" however should you ever meet this legendary figure count your blessings that they do not open the gates of hell and release the floodgates of the shitpost

did you hear about daddy shitpost?
yeah i heard hes terrifying!

by intorec July 20, 2022

verbal shitpost

A verbal shitpost is the spoken form of a shitpost or meme, often one that only ever appears in speech form without an associated image. Examples of this include "sus," "sigma," and "dih." Different from brainrot slang in that uncommon forms also exist, such as "what da dog doin," "OOOOH MAH GAWD," and "WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!"

Jim: Bro, have you been sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler?
Tim: Dude, quit with the verbal shitposts. Or, at least find some better ones.

by ThatCrucibleKnight March 16, 2025

high-effort shitpost

A term commonly used by redditors, using two contrasting and confusing words to describe shitpost that is not low-quality.

Nice high-effort shitpost gone there.

by Jovito August 18, 2024