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shitcock

A cross between an Asshole and a Cock. Or the resultant offspring of an asshole and a cock. Not nesasarily denoting sexual behaiviors resultant in fecal matter being present on ones schlong but relating to their behaiviors or mannerisoms.
tony blair is a shitcock
by N.Magic May 7, 2005
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shitcockle

There are two main reasons for the word shitcockle:

1.When you say something to someone without realising and then thinking "OMG WHY DID I SAY THAT?!"

2.When something really bad but funny happens.
Boy: "Hey you see those girls, Charlotte and Sasha?"

Boy2: "Yeah they are really hot!"

Boy: "What?!"

Boy2: "Oh shitcockle!"
by charlasha December 29, 2009
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shitbox profiling

being pulled over or otherwise harrassed by cops for being in an old, cheap or rundown vehicle. Especially in an affluent area.
my friend complained on facebook that she was frightened by two belligerent undercover cops who pulled her over for a busted headlight. After she insisted that uniformed patrolmen show up to reasure her that they were genuine, one of them commented " oh they were probably real cops, they're just used to dealing with rough neighborhoods and after all you're in a pretty old car" I commented on her post " you've been the victim of shitbox profiling"
by Cernunos May 5, 2011
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government shitdown

In a shithole (shithouse) country under one party rule, but where the ruling party somehow can't avoid a government shutdown.
To celebrate the first anniversary of of the Trump Presidency, the Republicans led the US to a government shitdown.
by NeologianPJG January 20, 2018
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shiteous

-hideous and full of crap (cuss word).
-nonsense
Rita is wearing that shiteous pants again.

I dont know why everyone is reading that blog, its full of shiteous stuffs!
by LadyAlen May 30, 2006
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Shitboy

A male who prefers to express himself in the form of fecal matter.

Some tell tale signs of a Shitboy are rank room-clearing farts and publicly dislodging excrement through the anus. Shitboys attend social gatherings strictly to disrespect the host's nostrils and overall well-being.
Ashley: "Hey! I'm Ashley! Nice to meet you!"

Shitboy: "Names Shitboy."
by shitboyz March 5, 2017
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dry smash her shitbox

This new girl I'm fucking wont leave me alone, and shes really annoying, what do ya think I should do?

Dry smash her shitbox!
by baho June 15, 2008
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