shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

Shithouse

A person who constantly gets out of buying a round of drinks

He’s sneaked off again hasn’t he and it’s his round , the fucking shithouse

by She hit house March 6, 2025

A Shithouse

A waster, a disregarder. Completes any task to 50% of its required state.

A man who seems to care for nothing and no one.

Twon have you picked up the washing?

No, a forgot. I mean I didn’t get time.
What A shithouse you are twon.

by Threepiece March 31, 2021

brick shithouse

used in reference to the build of a person. means well built, stacked, strong. not to be used to describe overweight or obese.

i would not fuuck with her... she’s buildt like a brick shithouse.

by treevine May 5, 2021

Absolute Shithouse

1: A house full of poo/feces/shit
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton

1: I drowned in the absolute shithouse
2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!

by Fitzionmedick November 20, 2021

Smethwick Shithouse

A Smethwick Shithouse is a classic breakfast cocktail which consists of half a pint of cheap Brexity Larger (Carling is ideal), mixed with half a pint of blue WKD, served in a pint glass with a cocktail umbrella and a sense of sadness . Ratios can be adjusted to taste.

The Beverage was initially invented in March 2018 by a 2 families from the Birmingham area in a bar in north wales.

Two Smethwick Shithouses please, I have a great thirst.

by Theo Saw Us January 11, 2022

Brick Shithouse

Large muscular lean adult male who appears menacing but is scared to fight

Don't be intimidated by his size he is a brick shithouse

by ibwaheemi August 15, 2022