when ur bitch is sucking your dick in the shower and you cumm on the top of her head and you say "thanks, now make me a sandwich!!"
by ChannonMitchosky July 23, 2012
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Yo sarge... did you catch criminal. Yea i did, son of a bitch put up a fight, gave him the old Motorola shampoo
by Masterjasta May 2, 2020
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by I_Qwickscope_Your_Mom August 10, 2020
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Get the Champagne:Shampine mug.Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
by yoink doinker July 22, 2009
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by HAMMER November 9, 2006
Get the Shanghai Shampoo mug.One of many unofficial mottos of the US Navy. It translates from latin to "Always Strong." It bears close resemblance to the Marine Corps' "Semper Fidelis," but is not as widely used as the Navy has no official motto and instead several other unofficial mottos such as Non Sibi, Sed Patriae which actually does translate to "Not for ourselves, but our country."
Come on Son, Semper Fidelis means "Always Faithful" and you think Semper Fortis means "Not for ourselves, but our country?" Where did all of those extra words come from?
by futurejarhead April 22, 2013
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