A large penis. Usually belongs to an overdeveloped male of short stature. The uses for a shear include: "shearing", destruction, and scaring of 8th grade girls at Trevor's house.
by Alex Sklar's Twin May 25, 2004
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Now if we are really going to try to quantify sheebz we must go back to first principles. Whenever sheebz is first applied to a problem it starts in small quantities, and once the first sheebz is applied then it is applied in increasing doses.
This can best be expressed as a polynomial. Keep in mind that the rate of work typically decreases (another variable) due to the "ye olde shit-tins" of thinking beers being utilised.
Once adequate amounts of sheebz have been applied to the problem in question typically there is a flat section where sheebz is constant (normal operation - the amount of neon installed can mess with this part of the equation - be careful). This is always followed by some description of catastrophic failure where all sheebz leaves the building, or car, or what is left of the car.
This is an impulse function which makes sheebz impossible to quantify, however a 15th order polynomial is a fairly good approximation.
According to Pete's theory this excess of sheebz must be taken up somewhere else.
I like to think that it is all hiding in Glen's garage.
This can best be expressed as a polynomial. Keep in mind that the rate of work typically decreases (another variable) due to the "ye olde shit-tins" of thinking beers being utilised.
Once adequate amounts of sheebz have been applied to the problem in question typically there is a flat section where sheebz is constant (normal operation - the amount of neon installed can mess with this part of the equation - be careful). This is always followed by some description of catastrophic failure where all sheebz leaves the building, or car, or what is left of the car.
This is an impulse function which makes sheebz impossible to quantify, however a 15th order polynomial is a fairly good approximation.
According to Pete's theory this excess of sheebz must be taken up somewhere else.
I like to think that it is all hiding in Glen's garage.
by Guru March 17, 2004
Get the sheebz mug.1.) Yet another chant to yell when Rasheed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons, a.k.a Big Daddy Sheed, gets the ball in the post.
2.) Also, when playing a pick-up game, when someone makes a great play, they may use it.
2.) Also, when playing a pick-up game, when someone makes a great play, they may use it.
1.) Billups dishes the ball in to Rasheed down low...
Pistons Fans: "OOOH, SHEED!"
2.) Being doubled up on by the defense, turn around and pop a fade away right in the defenders faces and drain the shot. "OOOH, SHEED!"
----- May also be extended as "OOOOOOOH, SHEEEEEEEEEED!"
Pistons Fans: "OOOH, SHEED!"
2.) Being doubled up on by the defense, turn around and pop a fade away right in the defenders faces and drain the shot. "OOOH, SHEED!"
----- May also be extended as "OOOOOOOH, SHEEEEEEEEEED!"
by K-Lo 04 May 3, 2006
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Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Well, someone is technologically retarded
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Well, someone is technologically retarded
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Ed Sheeran is a beautiful ginger singer-songwriter who is truthfully know as a Ginger Jesus who has an amazing heart along with incredible music! His eyes make you feel as though you dove into a sparkling ocean and his hair is such a statement! The ginger hair on him can just make anyone happy and his fun, easygoing personality makes everyone’s heart melt! He is not like the rest because he is such a sweet person with a great personality which some celebrities don’t have! Ed Sheeran can turn tables like no other and make anyone feel great at anytime!!
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