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Shattered Hill

Famed for their low levels of intellect a shattered hill is one of the higher ranking members of N.Ireland's "Douchebag Patrol" famous for their fairly large yet unimpressive breasts which they routinley use to gain spaces on sofas and or beds tricking unsuspecting males into believing that they will "get them out."

It is also beleived that a shattered doesn't beleive in gravity.
Shattered Hill: Let me sit down.
Lad: Get your tits out first.
Shattered: *giggles*

God of all Gods: If you got that mediocre excuse for a wrack out I wouldn't even get a semi...
by GRAVITY EXISTS BITCH May 17, 2011
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Party Shatner

The height of unnecessary ridiculous; the proverbial cherry on top of the Unnecessary Cake.

This comes from William Shatner's famous Spoken Word version of Elton John's "Rocket Man", where he performs the song as three different Shatner personalities, the last of which is the "Party Shatner".
Did you see that episode of "To Catch a Predator" where they had a cop in full-body tree camoflage jump out of the bushes and tackle one of the pedophiles as he walked away? That cop was the Party Shatner.
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Shatnered

When you are so tired that you become convinced that William Shatner is a comic genius and start exhibiting Shatner behaviour known as "Shatner Moments"
"Manio, I'm a Shatnered Little Red Panda! I want to release a snuff horror film starring death row convicts with a soundtrack performed by sedated and lobotomised paedophile priests
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William Shatner

see: Sell Out

Canadian born celebrity who will do practically anything to make some dough. Formerlay known as Captain Kirk from the Star Trek television series. His wife was a lush who drowned in their swimming pool. Wears a haripiece.
William Shatner is such a sell out. He sold his voice to my cellphone company for a prerecorded voicemail greeting.
www.rogers.com/celebrityvoicemail
by Eric Blair March 27, 2005
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Shatter

"Shatter" a word used by paintballers a slang term developed by paintballers
"Lets shatter fools"
by sickasspaintballer December 29, 2007
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Shatner

A euphimism for the "s" word (shit)
The locker room hasn't been cleaned for so long, it smells like shatner!
by TROGDOR! April 9, 2003
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Shartner

All hail Shartner, All hail Shartner
by RoastyToasty424 November 30, 2017
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