shat yourself

When you take a shit in your pants.

You just shat yourself and its rolling down your leg anal.

by coolshitdublin2013 November 14, 2013

Shat

a word used to offend a person

what do you want you shat!

by Sgt.Shat August 5, 2007

shat

Commonly used past tense of shit.

"Stooo didn't know what he was talking about, so I shat down his throat."

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

egg shat

the stuff that oozes out of boiling eggs when the shell cracks in the water

Lindsay:"Aw crap there's egg shat all over the pot now!"

by tamaramahannah April 18, 2006

shit shatting

Engaging in conversation with a person/persons not particularly cared about or liked.

Ugh! I got forced to work with this guy I don't like being around. Now that I am, I have to put up with shit shatting daily with him.

by jumpinjaxx March 19, 2014

Postman Shat

Like Postman Pat, however, this person takes a shit through your letter box.

"I heard the letter box flap so I went to collect my mail. All I found was a steaming dump on my carpet. I can't believe someone did a postman shat."

by Hammertime25 October 15, 2014

Blast Shat

To ferociously shoot diarrhea or shit from the anal part of your body and die.

"An old lady was driving and blast shat herself and died"

by Waisian March 30, 2017