shat yourself

When you take a shit in your pants.

You just shat yourself and its rolling down your leg anal.

by coolshitdublin2013 November 14, 2013

Shat

a word used to offend a person

what do you want you shat!

by Sgt.Shat August 5, 2007

shat

Commonly used past tense of shit.

"Stooo didn't know what he was talking about, so I shat down his throat."

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

egg shat

the stuff that oozes out of boiling eggs when the shell cracks in the water

Lindsay:"Aw crap there's egg shat all over the pot now!"

by tamaramahannah April 18, 2006

Postman Shat

Like Postman Pat, however, this person takes a shit through your letter box.

"I heard the letter box flap so I went to collect my mail. All I found was a steaming dump on my carpet. I can't believe someone did a postman shat."

by Hammertime25 October 15, 2014

Earth shat

A sound excreted by Portuguese lift doors

*earth shat* door closes

by Wine glass January 9, 2020

Shit for Shat

a term similar to "tit for tat" usually used in a competitive situation when the first player does badly and the next player has a chance to move ahead but does equally bad or worse than the first player.

We were bowling and Jim had two gutter balls, I was going to make him pay but I got 1 pin and a gutter ball, Shit for shat.

by mophisto July 22, 2011