Starner pretzel

The act of in which one wraps a woman into a pretzel and she pisses all over him

Last night I put her in the starner pretzel and then my parents kicked me outta my house

by Cfbbcc January 19, 2021

Romanian pencil sharpner

Forcefully inserting a person's erect penis into a woodchipper

Formerly used by romanian gypsy gangs as an execution method, showcasing their brutality

Amadeus: "hei gringo ții minte că i-ai dat ministrului apărării romanian pencil sharpner?"
Gringo: "da"

by Zvonimir February 20, 2020

shatneresque

A term descpribing a really bad acting performance.
Origin: William Shatner

Sylvester Stallone's performance in Rambo was very shatneresque.

by Him August 2, 2004

Shatner

To take a crap. Like Williams career in the crapper.

I gotta take a fat Shatner!

by AzNtrash August 10, 2009

Shatner

A hypothetical deity or saint responsible for interpolating lesbian love scenes into art, foreign, and / or independent film. Usually Shatner is invoked by male spectators during a long, boring spell in a film featuring beautiful women.

Our prayers to Shatner were all for naught , for though it was intimated several times, Liv and Bibbi never got it on in Persona.

by condour August 5, 2003

Shatner

Verb: The act of sticking one's --preferably large-- ass in the face of another.

I was totally shatnered this morning when the woman in front of me bent over to pick up her wallet.

by Natasha July 16, 2003

Shatner

1.A person who overacts. 2.A person that pulls off lame stunts for attention. 3.A state of being like a washed out celebrity who never goes away. 4.A state of being a really shitty personality from Canada. 5.One who takes a shat near things.

"Look at that asshat over there. What a Shatner!"

"That man shat ne'r that tree off yonder."

by yukoncornelius April 8, 2003