Sham poo

it means fake shit; something that is fake, and a piece of shit

You're mom's implants are sham poo dude. They're just fake pieces of shit.

by mr. clean the mean machine April 6, 2009

dooky sham

A fien from ballinlough in Cork,Ireland with a particular penchance for denim jackets and matching jeans,white socks, loafers and shoulder lenght hair

Brandy Buckley is a dooky sham

by Tobyjug6 May 9, 2010

bo' sham

the act of bullshitting in extreme scenario

Sue and I was just chillin on our porch, and this cop gave us a ticket for loiterring. WHAT BO' SHAM!

by Zane Cookington October 9, 2007

shammed out

shammed out is when you have done too many drugs.

Brandy was completely shammed out when she took too many opiates, benzos and some meth. She wasn't making any sense because she was too shammed out

by almostperfekt April 12, 2019

Sham Chop

The ultimate combination of Sham Wow and Slap Chop to cut shit up and dry it at the same time. It's actually just a towel with razorblades taped on, but it does the job.

"Hey Bob, pass me the Sham Chop"
"Alright Jim"

by pseudonimm April 22, 2010

sham up

verb. Usually applies to cars. To modify using body kits, alloys, vinals etc. To modify as a sham would. Originates from Irish cities especially Limerick.

"Ugh, look at that shammed up Civic. How does he get over speed bumps with those skirts?"

by The Cardinal April 4, 2005

Sham-Fitness

noun: Every Health Blog
Do you Have:

Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?

You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!

Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!

Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram

Stop struttn you sham-fitness booty like you earned dat

by MyMotherWasACarrot January 19, 2018