shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”

by glyz December 11, 2022

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Adiorondack Shampoo

introducing your Louisville Slugger to some body's skull

Oh man did you see John pull the adiorondack shampoo on Drake's face?

by Bullitt2845 February 13, 2010

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shampoo dodger

people who don't like washing their hair and don't realise it has gone greasy and horrible.

megan- that girl anya has such greasy hair!

joanna- i know, what a shampoo dodger!

by hanzbub. February 15, 2009

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A) A type of soap used to clean your body/hair in the shower

B) The shit that 12 year old boys that are noobies to jackin use as lube, resulting in multiple friction burns, torn skin, and extreme burning on the dick because the shampoo is in the burns and cuts. DONT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE.

“Man fuck it, I’ll use shampoo.”

by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 6, 2019

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shampoo horn

when you jack off using soap/shampoo

i gave myself a shampoo horn in the shower

by poopooass September 15, 2019

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Samurai Shampoo

When your friend recommended you an Anime classic however you only heard its name once so you dont know how to spell it;

then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.

Friend: Hey, have you seen Samurai Champloo yet? Youll like it!
You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo?

*Friend and Google judging you silently*

by Idk, were all anon here anyway January 2, 2018

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