Shelby

Shelby is the absolute bro bro 🤩 She is the best friend/sister anyone could EVER ask for 💕 she is kind, inclusive, caring, empathetic, grace giving, funny, and incredibly loving!! 🥰 She is so sweet and will never fail to make you laugh and smile 😊 She farts when she laughs and snorts sometimes 🦖🌈 Shelby is one of the best humans you will ever ever meet. No matter what happens you will be sisters for so many life times. Shelbys spirituality and faith is endlessly inspiring and will be ur Bible study bud! I’ve peed in more gray shorts than you can count in front of her but she will never abandon you bc of your constant peeing habits. SHES A QUEEN 👑 ❤️ she truly is a light in the universe that nobody in the entire cosmos could ever replicate. I love you fartster ❤️🤩🫂 HER HEART IS SOOOO BEAUTIFUL

Shelby farts a ton

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Shelby

An ungrateful bitch

Shelby, she’s an ungrateful bitch I hate her

by Chaz040301 December 20, 2021

Shelby

a short little fuck with an egg for a head. Shelby is always being an annoying little cunt muffin and wont hop off your cock. Shelby is also a good friend though.

You: Hey Shelby how was your day?
Shelby: Shut the fuck up *proceeds to hit you somewhere in her short ass reach, most likely the stomach*

by jewjew Nate December 5, 2019

Shelby

Shelby- An angry blonde girl that loves to lay in bed. Don’t anger a Shelby or you’ve had it. She is very beautiful but deadly. Take caution when approaching a Shelby.

Don’t annoy her, she’s a Shelby!

by Omg_im_aware May 28, 2019

shelbis

FILTHY, DIRTY, NASTY, LIMITLESS when it comes to sexual orientation. Wreaks of prostate and colon due to always playing with one's asshole

"Alexa, Shelbis wants to know what's the maximum diameter the human asshole can be stretched to ?"

by Helixxx__29 March 4, 2019

Shelby

-too long to get ready
-takes 30 minutes to get ready for bed
-make-up glued to hip
-cant live with or without

"shit i forgot my 20 pound make-up bag"
"SHELBY DAMNIT!!"

"whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?"
"...shelby"

by keltttttttttttttsey March 29, 2008

Shelby

A thoughtful awesome friend that anyone can love 100% of the time. Loving, Caring, Loyal all the time. She can be the serious friend and can be that funny friend all at the same time.

Omg your friend is such a shelby!

by fenway all the way August 6, 2011