Shelby

a short little fuck with an egg for a head. Shelby is always being an annoying little cunt muffin and wont hop off your cock. Shelby is also a good friend though.

You: Hey Shelby how was your day?
Shelby: Shut the fuck up *proceeds to hit you somewhere in her short ass reach, most likely the stomach*

by jewjew Nate December 5, 2019

Shelby

Shelby- An angry blonde girl that loves to lay in bed. Don’t anger a Shelby or you’ve had it. She is very beautiful but deadly. Take caution when approaching a Shelby.

Don’t annoy her, she’s a Shelby!

by Omg_im_aware May 28, 2019

Shelby

She can be nice but when she finds a new person to play around with she WILL tell EVERYTHING about you to this person and wwhat i ment by everything all your darks secrets and things you have ever done

Shelby can be the biggest cow in the world

by Xx.tait May 1, 2018

shelbis

FILTHY, DIRTY, NASTY, LIMITLESS when it comes to sexual orientation. Wreaks of prostate and colon due to always playing with one's asshole

"Alexa, Shelbis wants to know what's the maximum diameter the human asshole can be stretched to ?"

by Helixxx__29 March 4, 2019

Shelby

An ungrateful bitch

Shelby, she’s an ungrateful bitch I hate her

by Chaz040301 December 20, 2021

Shelby

-too long to get ready
-takes 30 minutes to get ready for bed
-make-up glued to hip
-cant live with or without

"shit i forgot my 20 pound make-up bag"
"SHELBY DAMNIT!!"

"whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?"
"...shelby"

by keltttttttttttttsey March 29, 2008

Shelby

A thoughtful awesome friend that anyone can love 100% of the time. Loving, Caring, Loyal all the time. She can be the serious friend and can be that funny friend all at the same time.

Omg your friend is such a shelby!

by fenway all the way August 6, 2011