Sexual Santa

Someone who is particularly unselfish and giving in the bedroom. Likely to happen only once a year, though not necessarily around christmas time.

My wife was good this year, so I'm going to give her all the sexual presents she wants. Yeah, I'm her sexual santa.

by Associate in Charge March 20, 2014

Bro-sexual

When straight guy friends display their awesome friendship for one another by bringing out their homosexual side and acting in a gay manner in front of complete strangers.

AJ, Chris, Brandon and Brenton are SO bro-sexual with each other, it makes me wonder if they're really gay.

by SparklinUnicorn October 26, 2010

Sexual Tiger

A phrase popularized by Jon Lajoie in his movie Show Me Your Genitals. It is used to describe a guy who is good at sex. He feeds on vagina and his love is like lightning.

It is rumored that sexual tigers great sexual techniques originated in China and have been passed on in secret.

That guy I hooked up with last night was a sexual tiger. Not only did he give me two orgasms but also a latent orgasm! I was leaving his place after the great sex, and then the latent orgasm hit me and I came all over my own feet!!

by Xelen May 23, 2009

Carpet Sexual

Being physically attracted to a carpet

The carpet sexual made sweet love to the dark gray carpet

by Ayurpjurp May 29, 2019

Sexual Narcissist

Beong so infatuated with yourself that you get turned on by just looking in a mirror.

Megan: Did you hear that Jake's a sexual narcissist?

Rachel: Yeah I hear he jacked off to a picture of himself last night.

by nevadasnow May 2, 2014

fictional sexual

When someone has a sexual feeling to a fictional character or characters.

I think I'm feeling Fictional Sexual .

by Beckra May 22, 2017

sexual salmon

A good center cut piece of salmon that is bought for a significant other, lady friend or Pirate Hooker. With the intentions of having a mind blowing time in a Motel 6 hotel room.

I could tell Tina was enjoying the sexual salmon but something told me it was going to take more.

by Metalandcinnamonrolls November 15, 2018