Hospital Security

This is a lower officer of the Law enforcement realm. That the upper levels fucking hate. His or Her responsibilities mainly include securing a hospital without proper training and/or direction.May be called upon to insure the safety of patients, staff,and patrons through actions other wise unreasonable for higher levels of law enforcement. Requirements for this position include: G.E.D., or have had to walk into a high school at one time or another, No time on task skills, the ability to have no direction or take direction, stocker, no social skills whatsoever. promotion within security ranks often includes the ability to over see the activities of other officers in a way that makes them hate working and even living. often top canditates for promotion have at least 2 months experience and a belt that could fit around the entire team they will supervise. It is an internal packed with fellow hospital security officers if any bodily fluids (i.e. vomit, piss, poop, blood, spit,and/or ejaculate)come into contact with any officers skin the entire shift will walk off site. Over all security in most hospitals is just fine, but ultimately they rely on nothing ever really going down. P.S. I hate my life

Like purgatory hospital security is a second chance at a better life.

by Paul Blart(Hospital Cop) January 25, 2009

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job security

An excuse that douchebags use when they make a mess after a janitor or custodian has just cleaned something up. The logic behind it is that the cleaner has nothing better to do with their life, so if you don't make a mess, they will have nothing to do and will lose their job.

He just mopped the floor. Quit hacking loogies all over the place.
I know he mopped it. Job security.

by therealGodWarrior July 22, 2012

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italian security system

The old women, and sometimes men, who sit and watch the neighborhood all day and fill you in on gossip and keep an eye out for shady characters

Oh, I'm not overly worried about someone messing with my bike, I've got the Italian security system

by JohnnyJack August 26, 2017

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social security baby

someone who grew up living only on social security income; checks. Someone coming from a struggle. Majority of the family income comes from the government.

That boy had it tough, he was a social security baby.

by paperchasinasian November 1, 2017

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