Mongolian back scratcher

When someone shits in their hand then gives you a good rough back scratching

How was your date with jenica? "Great until she gave me a Mongolian back scratcher"

by Wally the wanker February 10, 2017

Earned that red scrunchie

Means to take a position of power from the former power holder and to join them in hell

“Girl you Earned that red scrunchie, now join Heather in hell.”

by Musicalanimesimp January 15, 2022

penis cruncher

The process in which a penis is eaten

My ex girlfriend was a penis cruncher,she bit it right off

by Fred flawless July 21, 2006

scrunch my crungus

Instant reciprocation of $1,000,000.

"Ayy beebee you wanna scrunch my crungus?"
"Why yes, I would love to become a millionaire!"

by crungo March 30, 2016

toasted throat scratcher

the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty

shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'

by Cagle Mark McFuzzeltron 3000 June 11, 2009

National Give a Guy Your Scrunchie Day

On September 24 you have to give your scrunchie to a guy....skskskskskskksk..and I oop..sksksks

Oh you don’t have a Scrunchie, well here you can have one of mine sksksksksk

It’s okay to wear my scrunchie on National Give a Guy Your Scrunchie Day tehe skskskskskskksks and i oop just not my hydroflask

by Emonatti September 23, 2019

dick cruncher

some one who likes to snack on dicks twenty four fucking seven.

that bitch is a dick cruncher mayne.
dedicated to my buddy laura

by Josh O August 18, 2004